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Oct. 25th, 2005 | 07:20 pm

I've been in jail.

Life is an adventure.

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Bored

Dec. 8th, 2004 | 06:39 pm
mood: draineddrained

I'm thinking about just getting rid of this journal account.

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Give Me Pink!

Oct. 20th, 2004 | 12:52 am
mood: tiredtired
music: Nice - Duran Duran

So, who wants to show me their pussy? Hmmm? Let's make a contest out of it. You post a pic of your goods and I'll tell you how sexy it is. And I'll jerk off to it.

It will be a cross between Hotornot.com and American Idol. Imagine-- a singing clam! I've never seen one sing before (queefing doesn't count, right?), but I did watch the video of a chick that could make her pussy take a drag off of a cigarette.

Yeah, it's late and I'm feeling silly. Eat me.

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It Never Ends!

Sep. 12th, 2004 | 01:51 pm
mood: pissed offpissed off

Look! More fucktards!

- hellraiser3391
- sephiroth91

I can really understand why a 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL would add me to her fucking friend's list. Because I have soooooooooo much in common with a chick that probably hasn't even gotten her first period yet. WTF is wrong with these people? Is the name Travis really rare and all of these fucktards honestly think I'm their friend IRL? Do they not even look at my userpic? Can they not tell by the way I write that I'm not some high school idiot?

FUCK!!!!

Hello, assholes. Let me introduce myself, though you probably can't be bothered to read this entry. My name is Travis. I am 35 years old. I live in the Seattle area. I work at a large software company. I am not into teenaged girls-- or boys for that matter. I have nothing in common with someone that was born in the 1990s. Please refrain from adding me to your list! I know this is falling on deaf ears, but I feel better just ranting about it.

Just. Don't. Add. Me.

You are not welcome here. I think anyone that adds me for such a stupid reason is beyond pathetic. You are a fucktard. You are twat. You are a piece of shit. You are everything that is wrong in the world. Spare yourself these insults and don't add me.

/Rant

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Fucking Idiots!

Sep. 4th, 2004 | 01:42 am
mood: annoyedannoyed

There are more moronic twats that need to be added to the list:

dead2dawurld
iddieforu
lil_okie_chick
stephonavitch33
stumped1016
wmfalcon08
xratedhottee
brooklyndanzer
redneckgirl4u
sincerenoone
slipknot_kittie
kaseys_life
bdj6jdm9
koolkidd
thekid_inside
exies_girl

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Idiots

Apr. 22nd, 2004 | 10:23 pm
mood: annoyedannoyed

The following people are moronic twats:

steven_auck
insanedude1o3
slkbulldogs101
leahisrad
thedumblondeone
mr_emotron2k
ilovecheese1201
mainklne
annasbabi
bilabong828
ditzysk8erprep1
fragile_beauty
protogonoi
punkette22
saraandtravis
swimmer2007
vickster09
wayner1
yumpoplibra
nicole_marie
tuff2beaprinces
analizethis82
krazedlife
specialbabe
zonixs
ovaltineman
pickles54
duffmcwhalen
lilbeckaboo
greenleaf69

All of these idiots added me to their friends list simply because my username is travis. WTF? I would never add someone just because they share a name with someone that I know. Fuck people-- there is more than one Travis on the planet!

Gah!!!! Retards!

Edit: While I was writing this entry, another fucking retard added me for the same fucking reason. Heh, well, two can play that game and I just added him to my "moronic twats" list. Yeah, I'm talking to you, steven_auck!

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The Wayfarer

Mar. 25th, 2004 | 05:34 pm
mood: melancholymelancholy
music: Faint - Linkin Park

The wayfarer,
Perceiving the pathway to truth,
Was struck with astonishment.
It was thickly grown with weeds.
"Ha," he said,
"I see that none has passed here
In a long time."
Later he saw that each weed
Was a singular knife.
"Well," he mumbled at last,
"Doubtless there are other roads."


-- Stephen Crane

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Arousal

Mar. 23rd, 2004 | 12:21 am
mood: hornyhorny

It's going to be a long night. I'm thinking thoughts that I shouldn't. It's been such a long time since I've been with anyone, and I'm overwhelmed with desire right now. My genitals drive me nutty sometimes (pun somewhat intended).

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Best. Movie. Ever.

Mar. 20th, 2004 | 04:12 pm
mood: impressedimpressed

Do you love creepy zombie movies? If so, immediately stop what you're doing right now and go see Dawn of the Dead. It is the coolest horror film that I have seen in many years.

Go check it out!!!

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Balls...

Mar. 19th, 2004 | 10:50 am
mood: stressedstressed

It's going to be another long day. I wish I had never left the islands, because reality is certainly much more of a bitch here. Fucking rat race. At least I'll be able to go riding this weekend. I don't care if it's raining or not. I just want to drive fast and feel the wind against my body. I want to pretend that I'm flying.

It feels so good to let go once in awhile.

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